"Do My Bidding You Loathsome Fiends, Lest I Blast You Into Smithereens!"

Agrippa, the Wizard of Darkness - KyuYong Eom

Also known as "DMBYLF, LIBYIS!"

"I am an All Powerful Wizard possessing Untold Eldritch Capabilities and Knowledge That Which Man Was Not Meant to Comprehend! Naturally I am exceptionally busy dealing with Conundrums and Catastrophes beyond any Mortal Ken, but sadly, these mundane realms are full of irritations, intimations, and irrigations. For these, I have amassed a coterie of highly trained and capable agents, enacting my will in all manner of courts and caverns far, far from my lofty, yet exceedingly comfortable, Wizard Tower."

"Unfortunately, my lofty perceptiveness has failed to account for a minor assortment of quibbles, foibles and dribbles, simply due to how boring and simplistic they all are. Luckily, I have my misKellaneous array of bound demons, familiars, sentient spells, sundry intelligent magical items, and utterly useless apprentices to sort out things in the Kingdom of Whatever. So... what are you all waiting for? Get out of here, you filthy mongrels! Do My Bidding You Loathsome Fiends, Lest I Blast You Into Smithereens!"

Die Trying

Name: Hool Fargle

Ancestry: Rune Dwarf (You know a dwarfy spell. You can turn spells into glyphs, mechanisms and items. You can't cast spells any other way)

STR: 13
DEX: 11
CON: 10
INT: 13
WIS: 6
CHA: 10

Before you became an adventurer you...
* Lived beyond civilisation: Shamanic Ritual - While asleep, on drugs, or preferably both, you can speak to all spirits and animals
* Acquired a random spell (Glyph Enchant) and a useful trick with it. The spell takes the form of a Familiar, you are followed around by an angel/demon/spirit/thing that personifies that particular spell, can be "fed" MD to make it stronger
* Wound up weird: Gambling with Fate - If you fail a roll, would suffer a penalty, or gain a boon, you can choose to Gamble with Fate. This is usually represented by a single coin-flip for Double or Nothing, but may have different forms

Items:
- Chainmail coat
- Sacred Triangle
- Towel
- Supplies, 3
- Torches, 3

Ancestry Event Item - Melee weapon - Ranged weapon - Helm and shield - Armour - Dungeoneering gear - Venturing gear - Tool - Trinket - Memento - Fluid and powder - Valuable - Potion - Scroll - Consumable - Follower - Book - Material and food - Outfit - Magic trinket Magic Item Spell Malignancy - Mutation - Disease - Weirdness - Curse - Madness