"Do My Bidding You Loathsome Fiends, Lest I Blast You Into Smithereens!"

Agrippa, the Wizard of Darkness - KyuYong Eom

Also known as "DMBYLF, LIBYIS!"

"I am an All Powerful Wizard possessing Untold Eldritch Capabilities and Knowledge That Which Man Was Not Meant to Comprehend! Naturally I am exceptionally busy dealing with Conundrums and Catastrophes beyond any Mortal Ken, but sadly, these mundane realms are full of irritations, intimations, and irrigations. For these, I have amassed a coterie of highly trained and capable agents, enacting my will in all manner of courts and caverns far, far from my lofty, yet exceedingly comfortable, Wizard Tower."

"Unfortunately, my lofty perceptiveness has failed to account for a minor assortment of quibbles, foibles and dribbles, simply due to how boring and simplistic they all are. Luckily, I have my misKellaneous array of bound demons, familiars, sentient spells, sundry intelligent magical items, and utterly useless apprentices to sort out things in the Kingdom of Whatever. So... what are you all waiting for? Get out of here, you filthy mongrels! Do My Bidding You Loathsome Fiends, Lest I Blast You Into Smithereens!"

Die Trying

Name: Saba Glindal

Ancestry: Figment (You were an imaginary friend once, and always interact with illusions as if they are real)

STR: 13
DEX: 8
CON: 17
INT: 4
WIS: 13
CHA: 15

Before you became an adventurer you...
* Wound up weird: Sleight-of-Weirdness - You can prestidigitate small objects away. Except they really vanish. Even you don't know where they go. They don't come back
* Mastered a useful skill: Rumour Hunter - When you learn a rumour, you also learn one about (d4): 1. Treasure, 2. War, 3. Magic, 4. Weirdness
* Acquired a random spell (Dog Bile) and a useful trick with it. The spell is contained within a Staff, you can cast the spell as a part of an attack

Items:
- Scroll of Catherine - Summons Catherine, a woman in a blue dress, who obeys polite requests. She eventually fades back to nothing
- Potion of Fusion - Combines two things that are splashed while in contact
- Scroll of Illusion - Whatever you can describe in a single breath appears somewhere nearby. Acts vaguely correctly, if silently. Lasts until touched
- Supplies, 3
- Torches, 3

Ancestry Event Item - Melee weapon - Ranged weapon - Helm and shield - Armour - Dungeoneering gear - Venturing gear - Tool - Trinket - Memento - Fluid and powder - Valuable - Potion - Scroll - Consumable - Follower - Book - Material and food - Outfit - Magic trinket Magic Item Spell Malignancy - Mutation - Disease - Weirdness - Curse - Madness