"Do My Bidding You Loathsome Fiends, Lest I Blast You Into Smithereens!"

Agrippa, the Wizard of Darkness - KyuYong Eom

Also known as "DMBYLF, LIBYIS!"

"I am an All Powerful Wizard possessing Untold Eldritch Capabilities and Knowledge That Which Man Was Not Meant to Comprehend! Naturally I am exceptionally busy dealing with Conundrums and Catastrophes beyond any Mortal Ken, but sadly, these mundane realms are full of irritations, intimations, and irrigations. For these, I have amassed a coterie of highly trained and capable agents, enacting my will in all manner of courts and caverns far, far from my lofty, yet exceedingly comfortable, Wizard Tower."

"Unfortunately, my lofty perceptiveness has failed to account for a minor assortment of quibbles, foibles and dribbles, simply due to how boring and simplistic they all are. Luckily, I have my misKellaneous array of bound demons, familiars, sentient spells, sundry intelligent magical items, and utterly useless apprentices to sort out things in the Kingdom of Whatever. So... what are you all waiting for? Get out of here, you filthy mongrels! Do My Bidding You Loathsome Fiends, Lest I Blast You Into Smithereens!"

Die Trying

Name: Tiffany Orva

Ancestry: Ratling (Very good at crawling through narrow spaces. Compulsive nibbling)

STR: 7
DEX: 10
CON: 7
INT: 11
WIS: 9
CHA: 14

Before you became an adventurer you...
* Suffered a misfortune: Accused. Only you truly know whether you were guilty or not
* Survived against all odds: Hands Like Bloodied Meat-Hooks - Your hands deal damage like daggers. You can increase this to axes, but once you do so, you can never craft objects or use tools again
* Acquired a random spell (Collect Form) and a useful trick with it. Invented it yourself by accident. You might be able to do it again on purpose

Items:
- Chainmail coat
- Sling
- Psicrystal of Glamour - Constructs an illusion in the mind of a single named target. Looks, sounds and feels real to them only. Lasts until it's proven to be false or if the illusion would damage the target, then the crystal shatters
- Supplies, 3
- Torches, 3

Ancestry Event Item - Melee weapon - Ranged weapon - Helm and shield - Armour - Dungeoneering gear - Venturing gear - Tool - Trinket - Memento - Fluid and powder - Valuable - Potion - Scroll - Consumable - Follower - Book - Material and food - Outfit - Magic trinket Magic Item Spell Malignancy - Mutation - Disease - Weirdness - Curse - Madness